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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about eye health:


Why did the eye go to school?
Because it wanted to improve its pupil!

I tried to make a joke about an optometrist, but it was too cornea.

I told my doctor I have trouble seeing far away. He said, "Let's see eye to eye on that."

Why don’t optometrists fight?
They don’t want to make a spectacle of themselves!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, but it’s also hard on the eyes!

What did one eyelash say to the other?
"Stop falling for every little thing!"

When it comes to eye health, I take it seriously. I’m really seeing the benefits now!

My eye doctor told me I have perfect vision. I told him, “I can see that!”

Why do eyes hate taking exams?
They just can’t handle the pressure!

My eyesight is so bad, I couldn't even tell you what I’m wearing...but my shirt can read it for me!

I was thinking about getting contact lenses...but I just couldn’t see myself with them.

Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't handle being a spectacle!

Optometrists love puns. They have a great eye for humor!

I stopped wearing glasses. I can’t really see why, but I feel much cooler!

Why did the apple go to the eye doctor?
It was having trouble keeping an eye on its health!

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