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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about the financial markets:


  1. “I asked my broker for a stock tip, and he said, ‘Don’t worry, things can’t get any worse!’ So I sold everything.”

  2. “The stock market is like a roller coaster: thrilling if you’re just watching, but terrifying if you’re actually on it.”

  3. “Why did the stock market break up with the economy? It was tired of all the mixed signals!”

  4. “Investing in the stock market is like going to Vegas: you’re probably going to lose money, but at least you get free drinks in Vegas.”

  5. “How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune and wait.”

  6. “My financial advisor told me to invest in bonds. So I bought 007 DVDs.”

  7. “If the stock market had a theme song, it would be ‘Oops!... I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears.”

  8. “Why did the investor go broke? Because he took stock in what everyone else was saying.”

  9. “They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘Goodbye!’”

  10. “Stock trading is like dating: you really think you’re onto something good until it suddenly stops returning your calls.”

  11. “Why did the bull market cross the road? To get to the bubble on the other side.”

  12. “I told my wife I was going to invest in Tesla, and she said, ‘Sure, as long as you’re investing your time in fixing the car in the garage!’”

  13. “I wanted to invest in a hot stock, but all I got was a burnt portfolio.”

  14. “The financial markets are like an old car: they sputter, crash, and cost you way more than you thought they would.”

  15. “I tried day trading, but it turns out I’m better at just trading my money for bad decisions.

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