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Here are 15 funny jokes about fried chicken:

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  1. "Why did the chicken go to the party? To get fried!"

  2. "I told my gym instructor I wanted to lose some weight. He said, 'Eat a salad.' I said, 'What about fried chicken?' He walked away."

  3. "Fried chicken: Because sometimes a salad just needs a crispy, delicious sidekick."

  4. "My love for fried chicken is like my Wi-Fi signal: strong and impossible to break."

  5. "Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!"

  6. "I tried to make fried chicken at home. Now my kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie."

  7. "Chicken may cross the road, but fried chicken never makes it that far."

  8. "I’m on a seafood diet. I see fried chicken, and I eat it."

  9. "Fried chicken: because sometimes you need a hug you can eat."

  10. "Why did the fried chicken refuse to fight? It was too tender."

  11. "The best part of fried chicken is that it's practically a finger food... for all ten of them."

  12. "What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A fry-comedian."

  13. "I asked for a piece of fried chicken at the drive-thru. They gave me a whole bucket. The universe truly delivers."

  14. "If fried chicken is wrong, I don’t want to be right."

  15. "Why did the chicken sit by the fryer? To keep things heated!"

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