Here are 15 funny jokes about Hong Kong:

Why did the skyscraper go to school in Hong Kong?

Because it wanted to get a little more "elevation."

What's a Hong Kong taxi driver's favorite song?

“Turn, Turn, Turn” by The Byrds – because there’s always a U-turn!

Why did the dumpling break up with the spring roll?

It felt like they were "dim-sum" different.

What’s a Hong Kong weather report like?

It’s 90% humidity with a chance of getting lost in a shopping mall.

Why don't ghosts haunt Hong Kong apartments?

There's no room to float around!

Why did the chicken cross the street in Hong Kong?

To get to the nearest 7-Eleven, of course!

Why are Hong Kongers so good at multitasking?

Because they can text, walk, and dodge selfie sticks at the same time!

How do you know you're lost in a Hong Kong mall?

You end up in the same store, but on a different floor.

What’s the hardest thing to find in Hong Kong?

A parking spot...or maybe a local who doesn’t have a side hustle.

Why did the businessman bring a ladder to Central?

To get a "step" up in the stock market!

What's the national bird of Hong Kong?

The crane — you see them everywhere, especially on construction sites!

Why do Hong Kong apartments love parties?

Because they’re always "compact" and cozy.

What do you call a Hong Kong romance?

Love at first sight...at the Star Ferry Pier.

Why did the dim sum chef become a stand-up comedian?

Because his jokes were on point — like his dumplings!

What’s a Hong Konger's least favorite exercise?

Staircase climbing in Sheung Wan.

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