Here are 15 funny jokes about ice hockey:

Why do hockey players make great party guests?
Because they always bring their "A" game... and snacks for the penalty box.
Why did the hockey player get into gardening?
He wanted to improve his "net" worth.
What’s a hockey player's favorite type of tea?
Penal-tea.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his "goal" deposits!
How are hockey players like magicians?
They both know how to make things disappear... like your team’s lead in the last minute!
Why don’t hockey players ever break up?
They know how to handle "icing" issues.
Why was the hockey rink always cold?
Because it had so many fans.
How do hockey players stay cool during the game?
They sit next to their fans.
What did the puck say to the goalpost?
"Don’t worry, I’ll miss you."
Why did the hockey team go to the bakery?
They needed some "dough" to make their next move!
Why was the hockey player a good comedian?
He always knew how to "slapstick."
What’s a hockey player’s least favorite school subject?
Penalties... too much "time out."
Why don’t hockey players tell secrets?
Because they might "spill the beans" in the penalty box.
How do hockey players stay in shape?
They "check" their weight regularly.
What’s a hockey player’s favorite breakfast?
Hat trick cereal – it’s three times the fun!

These jokes are perfect for hockey fans who love a bit of humor on the ice!

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