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Here are 15 funny jokes about robotics:

1. **Why did the robot go on a diet?**  
   It had too many bytes!

2. **Why did the robot break up with its partner?**  
   It found someone with better algorithms.

3. **Why don’t robots ever get tired?**  
   They recharge overnight!

4. **What’s a robot’s favorite genre of music?**  
   Heavy metal, of course!

5. **Why was the robot so bad at soccer?**  
   It kept kicking up error codes.

6. **How do robots pay for things?**  
   With cache!

7. **Why did the robot go to therapy?**  
   It had too many emotional bugs to fix.

8. **What’s a robot’s favorite type of movie?**  
   Anything with lots of *drama-tic* sequences.

9. **What did the robot say after a great workout?**  
   "I’m fully charged!"

10. **Why did the robot become an artist?**  
   It had a flair for *draw-matic* expression.

11. **How do robots apologize?**  
   "I’m sorry, I’ve malfunctioned."

12. **What do you call a pirate robot?**  
   Arrr-tificial intelligence!

13. **Why did the robot need a snack?**  
   It was low on “chips.”

14. **What do you call a robot that loves nature?**  
   A tree-boot!

15. **What do robots do when they’re bored?**  
   They just keep on rebooting.

These jokes mix humor with the quirky world of robotics!
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  1. MakiiNovember 6, 2024 at 2:42 AM

    Can't stop laughing because of these! 🤣💯🤣😂

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