Here are 15 funny jokes about the Toy Story movie:

Why did Buzz Lightyear sit in the corner?

He wanted to be "Infinity and beyond" the crowd!

Why does Woody always make sure he’s hydrated?

Because he doesn’t want to be a “Dry Woody” in the desert!

How does Rex stay fit?

He does “dino-squats” to keep those tiny arms strong!

Why did the toys throw a party?

They wanted to get “Buzz-ed”!

What did Mr. Potato Head say to his wife?

"I only have eyes for you... even if I can change them!"

Why did Andy’s toys apply for jobs?

Because they wanted to start earning some play-checks!

Why was Hamm the piggy bank always so calm?

He knew how to "save" himself in every situation.

What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite candy?

Mars Bars, because he's always reaching for the stars!

How did Bo Peep win Woody’s heart?

She was totally “sheep”ish about her feelings!

Why did Jessie refuse to play hide and seek?

She knew Woody would always “round her up”!

What do you call a toy who sings?

A Play-List!

Why was Slinky Dog always so flexible?

Because he was used to stretching the truth!

Why do the aliens never get invited to parties?

Because they're always getting "picked up"!

Why did Lotso Hugging Bear stop being grumpy?

He found his "bear"-ings and learned to give real hugs!

What’s Buzz’s favorite type of music?

Space Jam, of course!

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