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Here are 15 funny quotes about cake:

  1. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cake. And that's kind of the same thing."

  2. "A party without cake is just a meeting... that I’m not attending."

  3. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it 'lunch,' preferably with cake."

  4. "Cake is the answer. No matter the question."

  5. "I followed my heart, and it led me to the cake."

  6. "There’s nothing a cupcake and a nap can’t fix. Mostly the cupcake, though."

  7. "Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"

  8. "I never met a piece of cake I didn’t like... or eat."

  9. "Cake: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

  10. "Cake calories don’t count on birthdays... or weekends... or weekdays."

  11. "When someone asks if you want cake, there is only one correct answer: 'Why, yes. Yes, I do.'"

  12. "Life is short. Eat the cake first."

  13. "The only thing better than cake is more cake."

  14. "My therapist asked me to embrace my mistakes. So I gave my cake a hug."

  15. "A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."

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