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Here are 15 funny quotes about gyros:
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"A balanced diet is a gyro in each hand."
"Gyros: because salads don’t have tzatziki sauce."
"I didn’t choose the gyro life, the gyro life chose me."
"There’s no ‘we’ in gyros. It’s all mine."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a gyro—and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I don’t always eat wraps, but when I do, they’re stuffed with lamb and slathered in tzatziki."
"Love is temporary, but the joy of a perfectly wrapped gyro is forever."
"Gyros: the only wrap you actually look forward to."
"Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me unwrapping my gyro."
"Who needs superheroes when you’ve got a gyro to save your day?"
"A day without gyros is like… wait, why would anyone even consider that?"
"Let’s taco ‘bout gyros, because they’re the real wrap stars."
"My love language? Gyros with extra tzatziki."
"They say you are what you eat, so I’m basically a gyro wrapped in awesomeness."
"There’s no such thing as too much tzatziki—especially when gyros are involved."
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I’m losing it! 😆
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