Here are 15 funny quotes about Hong Kong:

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1. "In Hong Kong, it’s not about 'shop till you drop,' it's 'shop till you get lost in the mall.'"

2. "Living in Hong Kong is like playing a real-life game of Tetris, but with apartments instead of blocks."

3. "The only place where taking a taxi means sitting in traffic longer than it would’ve taken to walk!"

4. "If you can survive rush hour on the MTR, you can survive anything – even a zombie apocalypse."

5. "In Hong Kong, a dinner reservation means battling for table space like it’s the Hunger Games."

6. "When you say you’re going for a 'hike' in Hong Kong, you might just mean walking up to your 40th-floor apartment."

7. "Hong Kong is the only city where you need Google Maps just to find the exit in a shopping mall."

8. "The national sport of Hong Kong isn’t soccer or basketball – it’s queuing. For anything. Especially for egg waffles."

9. "In Hong Kong, your biggest life achievement might just be finding a taxi during rush hour."

10. "If Hong Kong had a superhero, they’d have the power to simultaneously hold an umbrella, talk on the phone, and eat a pineapple bun in the rain."

11. "The only place where you pay rent for a shoebox but tell yourself it's 'cosy and chic.'"

12. "In Hong Kong, you never ask ‘how far is it?’ You ask, ‘how many escalators will I need?’"

13. "When it rains in Hong Kong, it's like a surprise street fashion show of mismatched umbrellas."

14. "Hong Kongers don’t measure time in hours or minutes; they measure it in how many cups of milk tea they’ve had."

15. "In Hong Kong, living space is so scarce, even your thoughts have to stay organized in a tiny mental drawer.