Here are 15 funny quotes about the Toy Story movie:

“When Woody says, ‘There’s a snake in my boot,’ all I can think is, ‘Welcome to being a parent, Woody!’”

“Buzz Lightyear’s idea of going ‘to infinity and beyond’ sounds a lot like me trying to stick to my diet.”

“If I had a penny for every time I wished my toys were alive like in Toy Story, I’d have enough to buy Andy’s whole room!”

“Watching Toy Story makes you realize how exhausting life would be if your furniture also had feelings.”

“Woody and Buzz arguing over who’s the real favorite is like kids fighting over who’s the teacher’s pet—nobody really wins.”

“If only cleaning my house was as easy as Woody rounding up the gang. I'd call it 'Chore Story'!”

“Mr. Potato Head should get an award for being able to lose his cool without losing his parts!”

“I’m just trying to live my life as confidently as Buzz Lightyear did before he realized he was a toy.”

“If Toy Story taught us anything, it’s that even toys have more complex relationships than most reality TV shows.”

“I aspire to the same kind of patience Slinky Dog has while untangling himself from chaos.”

“Why is Woody the sheriff? Because in a room full of toys, even a floppy cowboy can keep the peace!”

“Bo Peep leaving her flock to hang out with Woody is the best 'career change' storyline ever!”

“Rex may be a nervous dinosaur, but he’s living proof that you don’t need to be brave to be a hero—you just need to try.”

“Every time I see Toy Story, I’m reminded that friendships are great... unless your best friend is a jealous cowboy doll.”

“If Andy’s mom can afford a house big enough for that many toys, she’s the real MVP of Toy Story!”

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