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Here are 10 funny jokes inspired by Finding Dory:


  1. "If Dory had a dollar for every time she forgot something, she’d still forget where she put it!"

  2. "Dory’s motto: 'Just keep swimming'… because stopping would mean she'd have to remember why she was swimming in the first place!"

  3. "Dory has the memory of a goldfish and the heart of a dolphin—two things that somehow work together to save the day."

  4. "If Dory can find her way across the ocean with short-term memory loss, maybe I can find my keys… eventually."

  5. "Only Dory would forget what she was looking for halfway across the ocean. Honestly, it’s a mood."

  6. "The real hero of Finding Dory? GPS. Because, honestly, she’d be lost without it."

  7. "If Dory can find Nemo and herself, then I can probably find my phone, even if it’s on silent."

  8. "Dory’s best feature? Her memory. Oh, wait… no… scratch that."

  9. "Dory’s memory loss was cute in the movie—until I realized that’s how I feel every time I enter a new room."

  10. "Every Finding Dory rewatch is basically like seeing it for the first time… just like Dory!"

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