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Here are 10 funny jokes inspired by The Hobbit movies:
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"Bilbo didn’t sign up for an adventure… much like me and my last group project."
"Why did the Hobbit bring a ladder? To overcome the small obstacles in life!"
"I may not have been on a journey to fight a dragon, but my quest for my lost remote was just as harrowing."
"Gandalf: ‘You shall not pass!’ Me: Trying to dodge my responsibilities, but Gandalf's right… I didn’t pass."
"Thorin keeps saying he’s ‘king under the mountain.’ Is that a title or a way to justify his love for naps?"
"Going on an unexpected journey? More like accidentally ending up at Target when I only needed one thing!"
"Bilbo’s worst fear: spiders and trolls. My worst fear: texts that start with ‘we need to talk.’"
"If Bilbo could face Smaug, I can probably face whatever mystery is in the back of my fridge."
"Dwarves sing about ‘Misty Mountains.’ My theme song? ‘Mysterious Sink Full of Dishes.’"
"Turns out, finding a ring that makes you invisible isn’t all that great. Especially when you’re the one who can’t find it!"
Hope these jokes are "precious" enough to bring a smile!
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Lol 😂
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