Here are 10 funny jokes inspired by Finding Nemo:

"If I had a dollar for every time I forgot where I put something, I’d be almost as rich as Dory would be… if she remembered where her wallet was."

"Marlin swam across the ocean to find Nemo. My dad won't even swim across the pool to grab the remote!"

"Nemo proved he was brave when he swam out to the ‘butt.’ Now I feel like I can face the depths of my email inbox."

"Dory’s advice: ‘Just keep swimming.’ My advice: Just keep pretending to be productive!"

"Finding Nemo taught me two things: fish are pretty dedicated, and Dory is the queen of low-stress living!"

"Marlin’s biggest fear: sharks and jellyfish. My biggest fear: getting stuck in a group chat I can’t escape."

"Every time I try to focus on a task, my brain does a perfect Dory impression: ‘What was I doing again?’"

"Nemo had to leave the reef to have an adventure. My adventure was leaving my bed to go to work."

"Gill to Nemo: 'All drains lead to the ocean!' Me: 'All drains lead to a plumbing bill I can’t afford.'"

"If Marlin could cross the ocean for Nemo, I can at least walk across the room for my phone charger… maybe."

Hope these jokes bring out your inner sea-anemone sense of humor!