Here are 10 funny quotes about Black Friday deals:

"Black Friday: the day we sacrifice sleep for things we didn’t even know we needed."

"I went out for Black Friday deals and came back with a toaster I already own... but it was half off!"

"Black Friday: when you fight strangers for things you can buy online in your pajamas."

"They say money can’t buy happiness, but on Black Friday, it can buy 70% off happiness."

"Black Friday is proof that people will run marathons… if there’s a TV at the finish line."

"Black Friday shoppers: ‘It’s not about the savings, it’s about sending a message to my bank account.’"

"Who needs a survival guide for the apocalypse? Just watch Black Friday shopping."

"Every Black Friday deal feels like winning the lottery... until the credit card bill arrives."

"Black Friday is the only time people wake up early to spend money instead of making it."

"Shopping on Black Friday is like playing Tetris with shopping carts in crowded aisles."