Here are 10 funny quotes about healthy cooking tips:

"Cooking healthy is like love – sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s spicy, and sometimes it’s just plain nuts!"

"I tried cooking quinoa once, but it just looked at me and said, 'You’re not ready for this level of health.'"

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I say it’s the garlic that keeps everyone away!"

"Eating clean sounds great until you realize how much chopping is involved. I need a personal sous-chef!"

"I’ve discovered the secret to healthy cooking: add enough avocado and nobody notices you’re being healthy."

"Healthy cooking is 90% preparing and 10% convincing yourself you actually like kale."

"The recipe said to sauté the vegetables, but after 20 minutes, they still won’t tell me their secrets!"

"My favorite kitchen tool for healthy cooking? The phone to order takeout when I burn the vegetables."

"Healthy cooking tip: always pretend you’re on a cooking show. Even if it’s just you and your cat, it makes quinoa seem fancy."

"I never knew I was a ‘superfood’ until I discovered how ‘super’ I am at burning food!"

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