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Here are 10 funny quotes inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean:


  1. "Jack Sparrow: the only man who can stumble his way into heroism while simultaneously looking for his next bottle of rum."

  2. "If life gives you lemons, take a page from Jack and ask where the rum went instead."

  3. "Elizabeth Swann taught us you can be both a proper lady and wield a sword—especially if it means saving Jack… again."

  4. "Jack Sparrow’s compass doesn’t point north, it points to whatever he’s most interested in at the moment. Relatable."

  5. "When Jack says, 'Why is the rum gone?' it’s probably because he already drank it all. Again."

  6. "Pirate law: Take what you can, give nothing back… unless it’s rum, then at least pour Jack a glass."

  7. "Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann: the only people who can be surrounded by cursed skeletons and still be distracted by romance."

  8. "Jack Sparrow: master of making terrible decisions look like brilliant plans. And usually with a side of rum."

  9. "Nothing says ‘pirate’ like Jack’s fashion sense: a bandana, 47 beads, and eyeliner that’s seen a few cannon blasts."

  10. "If Jack Sparrow taught us one thing, it’s that charisma is way more effective than a coherent plan."

Let me know if you need more pirate-worthy quips!

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