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Here are 15 funny jokes about gyros:


  1. "I told my gyros it was over. But then it wrapped me back in with that tzatziki charm!"

  2. "What did the gyro say to the sandwich? ‘You think you’re a wrap? That’s cute.’"

  3. "I’m on a diet. Except when it comes to gyros, because who can say no to a meal wrapped in love?"

  4. "Why did the gyro go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotions to deal with!"

  5. "Eating a gyro is like solving a puzzle—except the reward is deliciousness, not frustration."

  6. "Gyros are like hugs wrapped in pita. The only problem is, you can’t stop at just one."

  7. "If I had a dollar for every time I craved a gyro, I’d have enough to buy… another gyro."

  8. "Why did the gyro break up with the burger? It was tired of being second fiddle to the buns."

  9. "My love life is like a gyro—messy, unpredictable, and always ends up in a wrap."

  10. "What’s a gyro’s favorite sport? Anything that involves a lot of wraps!"

  11. "I asked my gyro what it wanted for dinner, but it just kept giving me the same pita-ful answer."

  12. "Gyros: because sometimes you just want all your food to hug each other in a pita party."

  13. "I tried to eat a gyro politely, but now I’m wearing tzatziki like it’s a fashion statement."

  14. "Gyros are proof that sometimes, the best things in life come with extra garlic sauce."

  15. "Why was the gyro always the life of the party? Because it knew how to keep things ‘wrap-tastic!’"

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