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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about estate planning:
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“Estate planning: because you can’t take it with you, but you can make everyone fight over it.”
“The best estate plan? Making sure my kids inherit my Netflix password before they get the house.”
“I told my kids they’re getting all my debt as an inheritance. Now they’re really motivated to keep me around!”
“Nothing says ‘family bonding’ like dividing up the furniture in advance.”
“Estate planning tip: leave a scavenger hunt to keep your heirs entertained for years.”
“My estate plan includes a treasure map leading to… nowhere. Just for kicks.”
“When I go, I want my family to look at my will and say, ‘I had no idea they even owned that many Tupperware lids.’”
“My estate plan involves leaving my kids the antique clock that hasn't worked since 1982. They can enjoy it as much as I did.”
“I promised my kids they’d inherit my work ethic. They didn’t seem thrilled.”
“The true test of love: whoever finds the most absurd loophole in the estate plan wins.”
“Writing a will is the only time we’re truly ‘distributing wealth.’”
“I plan to leave my money to the person who can explain what cryptocurrency actually is. It might sit there for a while.”
“Estate planning: where every item in your house suddenly becomes ‘priceless memorabilia.’”
“The best way to save on estate taxes? Leave behind emotional baggage instead.”
“It’s not about what you leave your family, it’s about leaving just enough drama to keep them entertained.”
Estate planning may be serious business, but at least it gives us some laughs along the way!
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I love these! 🥰🤣
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