Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about Search Engine Optimization (SEO):

"SEO is like the gym: everybody says they’re into it, but only a few are actually putting in the work."
"Why did the SEO expert break up with their partner? Too many redirects!"
"Trying to rank on Google feels like shouting, ‘Notice me!’ into an empty room… while wearing an invisibility cloak."
"SEO tip #1: Start with keywords. SEO tip #2: Sacrifice your social life."
"They say the best place to hide a body is page two of Google search results. SEO experts take that very personally."
"SEO is 10% science, 90% magic, and 100% Google changing the rules every week."
"SEO is the only job where a person can spend three days trying to convince a robot they’re a real human."
"How many SEOs does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it might take a month to get it on page one."
"SEO is like dating. Just when you think you've figured it out, Google decides to change everything."
"SEO: The art of getting Google’s attention without being too needy… or invisible."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone said, 'I think we need better SEO,' I’d be ranking #1 by now."
"An SEO expert's worst nightmare: Google just decided it likes Bing's personality better."
"Working in SEO is like learning to tame a cat: just when you think you've got it figured out, it decides to do its own thing."
"SEO is basically telling Google, 'Look at me!' and hoping it actually cares."
"SEO: the only field where getting ghosted by a search engine feels personal."

Getting Google to notice you is the ultimate game of "hard to get" in the digital world! 🕵️‍♂️📈

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