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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about healthy fats:

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  1. "Avocado: the only fat that makes you look cool on Instagram."

  2. "I eat healthy fats to balance out all the unhealthy carbs. You know, for symmetry."

  3. "Olive oil has more fans than any pop star. And it actually slims down its followers!"

  4. "Healthy fats: because sometimes I like my food to be as ‘extra’ as I am."

  5. "I asked my doctor if I should eat more healthy fats, and he said, ‘Yes, but without the fries on the side.'"

  6. "Nut butter is a health food, right? Asking for my three spoonfuls a day habit."

  7. "Healthy fats are like the trendy friend that’s always good for you. Except they don’t judge you for not doing cardio."

  8. "Turns out, the fat we need isn’t the one sitting in my wallet after buying all this coconut oil."

  9. "They say healthy fats are brain food. Too bad I already used up my brain power trying to decide what to eat."

  10. "Healthy fats are the relationship goals of the food world—they just keep things stable."

  11. "I don’t mind being called a 'fat' enthusiast if it means more guacamole."

  12. "Almonds have healthy fats and are heart-friendly. Guess I’ll need them when I see my grocery bill."

  13. "Healthy fats: because you can be nutty, oily, and a little extra and still be good for people."

  14. "I told my friends I was eating more fat, and now they think I'm living on a bacon-only diet."

  15. "If I’m what I eat, then call me an avocado toast with a side of extra-virgin olive oil and maybe a handful of nuts."

Healthy fats: the only fats that make you feel like you're doing something right for once! 🥑🥜

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