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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about stock market strategies:
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“My stock market strategy? Buy high, sell low, and learn everything the hard way.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, just call it ‘a long-term investment.’”
“My stock market strategy is simple: panic immediately.”
“Diversification means you have no idea which of your stocks will let you down first.”
“My strategy is to buy stocks that go down and hold until I forget why I bought them.”
“I don’t time the market. The market times me… for disappointment.”
“Some people day trade. I just ‘pray trade.’”
“My investment strategy? Set it and forget it… and then suddenly remember it at 3 a.m.”
“I don’t need luck in the stock market. I need a miracle.”
“I invested in something called ‘patience’… returns are still pending.”
“If you can’t handle me at my losses, you don’t deserve me at my gains—if I ever get there!”
“Everyone’s got a strategy until they check their portfolio during a market correction.”
“My portfolio is like my houseplants. I ignore them and hope for the best.”
“Market strategy tip: when in doubt, blame ‘market sentiment.’”
“My stock market plan is genius: I’m waiting for stocks to hit ‘buy-one-get-one-free.’”
Stock market strategies might be complicated, but laughter is always a good investment!
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Haha!
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