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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about social media algorithms:

 


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  1. "I don’t know what’s scarier: the algorithm knowing what I want… or the fact that it’s almost always right."

  2. "Social media algorithms are like, 'Oh, you liked a cat video once? Here are 300 more!'"

  3. "The social media algorithm knows me better than my therapist at this point."

  4. "The algorithm really said, 'One avocado toast pic? I’ll take that as a personality trait.'"

  5. "Clicked on one DIY video, and now the algorithm thinks I’m building a log cabin."

  6. "You liked a meme at 2 a.m.? Congratulations, you’ve now subscribed to Memes-R-Us for life."

  7. "I feel like my social media algorithm is like a needy ex. 'So… you’re still into this, right?'"

  8. "The social media algorithm sees I’m online at midnight and thinks, 'Ah yes, time to recommend conspiracy theories!'"

  9. "Every time I like a workout video, the algorithm decides I’m an elite athlete preparing for the Olympics."

  10. "My algorithm thinks I’m super into cooking just because I watched one 'how to make a sandwich' video."

  11. "The algorithm is like, 'Oh, you’re sad? Here’s some content to make you cry harder.' Thanks, I guess?"

  12. "Every time I see a 'suggested for you' post, I feel like the algorithm just said, 'I know what you need, even if you don’t.'"

  13. "The algorithm sees me click one skincare ad and suddenly I’m on a full anti-aging regimen."

  14. "When your feed suddenly starts pushing breakup songs, and the algorithm knows before you do…"

  15. "Sometimes I think the social media algorithm and I are friends. Then I realize it’s just manipulating me."

Social media algorithms: our personal little mind readers—who sometimes get it so right, it’s terrifying! 📲

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