Unicorn Slam Book: A Fun Memory Keeper for Friends
"My eye doctor said I need glasses. I was like, 'What about contacts?' He said, 'I don’t think I’d contact you if you didn’t need them!'"
"2020 was supposed to be the year of 'clear vision,' but now I just see the irony more clearly."
"Is it weird that I close one eye when checking out the mirror to 'see' if my vision’s really as bad as the optometrist says?"
"I wear glasses because my contacts kept ghosting me. My glasses, at least, are always by my side."
"The eye doctor told me to blink more… so I blinked twice at the bill they handed me."
"People say, 'I don’t see the problem.' I tell them, 'You would if you had my prescription!'"
"My eye doctor asked if my vision was clear, and I said, 'Only if you write off the exam cost.' He said, 'Maybe your vision's perfect, then.'"
"Finally got glasses! Now I can clearly see all the bad decisions I've made."
"They told me to use eye drops to soothe my vision, but really, they just make me look like I've been crying over my optometrist bill."
"People with 20/20 vision have no idea what they’re missing... like, literally, I have no idea what I’m missing without my glasses."
"I wear glasses because they make me look smart… well, smart-ish."
"Glasses are basically face jewelry. Sure, they’re expensive, but at least they don’t lose value like actual jewelry!"
"The eye doctor told me my vision's deteriorating. I told him, 'You can’t put a price on clear vision!' He said, 'But we can definitely try.'"
"Contacts give me 20/20 vision, but glasses let me do the universal 'adjusts glasses like a smart person' look."
"Eye exams are the only time it’s acceptable for someone to shine a bright light in your face and ask if you’re okay."
Taking care of your eyes is important, but a little humor helps keep things in perspective—pun fully intended
This made my day!!
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