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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about dividend investing:

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  1. “Dividends: because nothing says ‘passive income’ like getting paid to do absolutely nothing… repeatedly.”

  2. “Dividend investing is basically like buying a money tree. Only, it takes 30 years to start bearing fruit.”

  3. “Dividends: giving you just enough to be happy but not enough to quit your day job!”

  4. “The best thing about dividend stocks? They pay you enough to remind you that retirement is still a long way off.”

  5. “Dividend investing: when you can’t pick the next Tesla, so you pick something safe… like toothpaste stocks.”

  6. “I invest in dividends for the thrill of watching my account grow… by $1.27 per month.”

  7. “Dividend investing is like watching paint dry. But hey, at least the paint pays you a little every quarter!”

  8. “If only I could live off my dividends. But right now, they mostly cover my coffee habit.”

  9. “Some people invest in high-growth tech stocks. I invest in dividends because I believe in being consistently… boring.”

  10. “Dividends: where every payout makes you feel just rich enough to add guac to your burrito.”

  11. “My favorite thing about dividends? It’s like a mini paycheck… for doing literally nothing.”

  12. “People say money doesn’t grow on trees. Clearly, they haven’t heard of dividend stocks.”

  13. “I invest in dividends so I can tell my grandkids, ‘Back in my day, stocks paid me to hold them!’”

  14. “Dividend investing: a great way to feel wealthy… one drip at a time.”

  15. “My dividends just paid out! I’m now the proud owner of 3 extra lattes this month.”

Dividend investing might be a slow journey, but at least the laughs keep compounding!

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