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Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about strength training:

 


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  1. "I do strength training so that lifting my morning coffee doesn’t count as my daily workout."

  2. "They said strength training would make me stronger, but all it's done is make me stronger at whining about strength training."

  3. "I lift weights because punching people is frowned upon, and therapy is expensive."

  4. "Strength training is like doing a group project… except I'm doing all the work, and the other group members are my tired muscles."

  5. "My favorite part of strength training is when it's over."

  6. "I asked my trainer how long it would take to see results. He said, 'How long have you got?'"

  7. "If you see me lifting, I’m not showing off—I’m just trying to survive."

  8. "Strength training: the only place where getting benched isn’t an insult."

  9. "After leg day, walking down stairs feels like I'm on some sort of extreme game show."

  10. "They say muscles are built by tearing fibers and resting them. Well, I’ve been doing the resting part really well."

  11. "Sometimes I work out just so I can feel sore the next day and remind myself that I did something productive."

  12. "You know it’s a good workout when it feels like your muscles are filing a complaint against you."

  13. "I strength train to keep myself grounded. Otherwise, I'd be too strong for my own good—lifting things like my self-esteem!"

  14. "Ever notice that when you start lifting, everything in the house suddenly needs moving? Coincidence? I think not."

  15. "I don’t always lift weights… but when I do, I make sure the gym knows how much I’m struggling."

Strength training may leave you sore, but hey—it's all in the name of progress (and future bragging rights)! 💪😅

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