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  1. "Biotech is just nature’s way of saying, 'I can grow a plant, but can you do it in a lab with a pipette?'"

  2. "Biotechnologists: turning genes on and off like they're dimmer switches at a mood-lit dinner."

  3. "Biotech researchers spend years trying to clone a gene, and then parents look at their kids like, 'I swear you’re not mine.'"

  4. "Biotechnology is like magic, but with science. And test tubes. Lots of test tubes."

  5. "You know you’re in biotech when you start measuring time in half-lives instead of hours."

  6. "Biotechnology: where a 'successful experiment' is just not having it blow up in your face."

  7. "Only in biotech can you hear someone say, 'Let’s alter this gene,' and everyone nods like that’s totally normal."

  8. "Biotech sounds cool until you realize it's basically just glorified plant parenting."

  9. "In biotech, the 'growth phase' isn’t about personal development—it’s about yeast."

  10. "A true biotechnologist spends more time with their lab samples than with their family, but hey, who else will understand your bacterial colony’s moods?"

  11. "When you work in biotech, you find that your biggest relationship is with… well, your PCR machine."

  12. "Biotech: when you’re creating tiny organisms in a lab while struggling to keep your house plants alive."

  13. "In biotech, they say, 'If at first you don’t succeed, try, try a million more pipette samples.'"

  14. "Biotech innovation: where saying 'we’ve cracked the code' might actually mean we can grow a hamburger in a petri dish."

  15. "If we can clone a sheep, surely we can clone coffee, right? Asking for every biotech grad student ever."

Biotech: where science meets the real life of trial, error, and occasional explosions! 🧬🔬

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