Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes about yoga for health:

"I do yoga to burn off the crazy. But some days, the crazy burns way more calories than I do."
"Yoga is the only time I can say, 'I'm totally grounded,' and actually mean it."
"Yoga class: where 'I can’t do this' slowly becomes 'I guess I’m doing this' followed by 'Please, let this end.'"
"If 'child’s pose' is wrong, I don’t want to be right."
"My yoga mat is just a big 'nope' zone where I pretend to try."
"In yoga, they tell you to breathe deeply. Meanwhile, my brain is saying, 'Let’s not pass out on the floor.'"
"I go to yoga to find inner peace and balance...and to hide from my responsibilities for an hour."
"People say yoga is relaxing, but I spend half the class hoping my leg doesn't cramp."
"Yoga is just stretching with purpose and hoping no one sees me fall over."
"I thought yoga would help me find myself, but all I found was my 'self' can't hold a plank."
"When they said yoga is about bending the mind, I didn’t realize my body would be breaking too."
"The hardest part of yoga isn’t the poses. It’s resisting the urge to nap during savasana."
"I thought doing yoga was about being flexible...turns out, it's more about accepting all my inflexible bits."
"Yoga class is where 'Find your inner light' usually turns into 'Oops, there goes my inner balance.'"
"They say yoga is about finding inner strength. Apparently, mine hides somewhere between Netflix and snacks."

Yoga may be about mindfulness, but it never hurts to laugh a little along the way! 🧘‍♀️

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