Here are 15 funny quotes about ice hockey:

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1. "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." — Rodney Dangerfield

2. "Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins."

3. "In Canada, it's not just a sport—it's a second religion."

4. "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." — Tiger Woods

5. "I only watch hockey for the fights and the zamboni."

6. "Hockey is figure skating in a war zone."

7. "I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been." — Wayne Gretzky

8. "The only problem with hockey is that the ice melts in the summer."

9. "Hockey is the only job where you get paid to punch someone in the face."

10. "The day I stop giving 100% is the day I stop being part of the game." — Brent Gilchrist

11. "You know you're a hockey fan when you can't find the remote, but know the penalty for tripping."

12. "My love for hockey will last until the last goalie’s mask shatters."

13. "Ice hockey: because the sport where you wear knives on your feet wasn't dangerous enough."

14. "Hockey players are like potatoes: the best ones are already taken!"

15. "Hockey teaches us that life is about skating fast, shooting hard, and never being afraid to drop the gloves."

These quotes bring humor and insight into the world of ice hockey, capturing the sport’s intensity and fun!