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Here are 3 funny jokes about Lisbon, Portugal:


  1. Tourist Guide: "Why is the city built on seven hills?"
    Local: "Well, it’s just Lisbon’s way of making sure you get a leg workout while sightseeing!"

  2. Tourist: "What’s the best way to see all of Lisbon in a day?"
    Local: "Easy—start early, grab a coffee, and plan to take breaks...lots of breaks. Those hills aren't going anywhere!"

  3. "In Lisbon, you get two options: take the tram and hold on for dear life around those tight corners, or walk the hills and feel like you've conquered Everest by lunchtime!

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