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Here are some funny quotes about vitamins and supplements:


"I take my vitamins every day. I also take naps. One of them will eventually work."

"I’m not saying vitamins make me a superhero, but I did carry all my grocery bags in one trip today."

"Vitamins are like life’s power-ups: if only they made that ‘level up’ sound when I took them!"

"Taking vitamins daily, so I can live long enough to see if they actually work."

"Some people run on coffee. I run on B12, vitamin D, and a lot of wishful thinking."

"When the bottle says ‘take with food,’ I take it with pizza. Doctor's orders...sort of."

"I take a multivitamin every day. Or as I like to call it, my ‘everything I forgot to eat’ supplement."

"I don’t need caffeine; I just need a handful of vitamins that make me feel like I'm 21 again... just slower."

"If I could actually remember to take my vitamins every day, I’d be invincible by now."

"Vitamin D? I prefer to call it ‘sunshine in a pill’ since actual sunshine is a bit too ambitious."

"Taking my vitamins every morning like it’s going to turn me into a Marvel superhero any day now."

"I take vitamins to support my energy, immunity, and my inability to eat salad every day."

"Taking my supplements religiously because apparently, fries and soda aren’t in any food pyramid."

"If supplements and vitamins were named after how they actually make us feel, mine would be called ‘Placebo’ and ‘Slightly Less Tired.’"

"Vitamins are supposed to make me feel better, but so far, all they've done is remind me I'm getting older."

Hope these bring a smile to your day!

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