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15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Cupcakes


  1. "Cupcakes are muffins that believed in themselves and got a makeover."

  2. "I eat cupcakes because it's somebody's birthday somewhere, right?"

  3. "A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand."

  4. "Cupcakes: because slicing a cake is way too much effort."

  5. "I’d go to the gym, but my cupcakes get lonely without me."

  6. "Cupcakes are proof that good things come in small, frosted packages."

  7. "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes, and that’s kind of the same thing."

  8. "Cupcakes don’t ask silly questions; they just understand."

  9. "The only circle of trust I need is the one around my cupcake."

  10. "Who needs a prince when you can have a cupcake tower?"

  11. "Cupcakes: tiny, edible therapists covered in frosting."

  12. "Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me unwrapping this cupcake."

  13. "Life’s too short to say no to cupcakes—and if it’s not, eat another one to make it shorter."

  14. "Cupcakes are like hugs in paper liners."

  15. "Why settle for Mr. Right when you can have Mr. Cupcake?"

Enjoy these sweet laughs while indulging in your next cupcake!

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