15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Cycling

 

1. "Why do cyclists never get lost? Because they always take the scenic route—even if it’s the long way around!"

2. "Cycling is the best way to stay in shape—unless you count the shape of a pancake after falling off."

3. "A bad day on a bike still beats a good day at work—though the bruises might say otherwise."

4. "What do you call a cyclist who just can’t stop? Probably late for dinner!"

5. "They say cycling is the new yoga—except you’re sweating, out of breath, and your 'om' is a gasping sound."

6. "The best part about cycling? No gym fees, but plenty of pain in the butt—literally."

7. "Why did the cyclist bring a ladder? To reach new heights in his training!"

8. "Biking uphill is just nature’s way of telling you that snacks aren’t free."

9. "A cycling fanatic’s dream car? A van that fits all their bikes—and a nap station for after."

10. "Cyclists are like cats. They love sunny spots, they’re unpredictable, and they occasionally hiss at drivers."

11. "I don’t need therapy; I just need a bike ride, a tailwind, and no hills for miles."

12. "You know you're a cyclist when you refer to the weather as 'headwind' and 'tailwind' instead of 'good' or 'bad.'"

13. "Why do cyclists wear spandex? Because nothing screams 'fast and furious' like wearing what feels like a sausage casing."

14. "Cycling is great cardio—especially when you’re pedaling away from an angry goose."

15. "My cycling motto? Life’s a journey, enjoy the ride—unless it’s uphill, then complain the whole way."

Cycling: where the only thing harder than the ride is trying not to brag about it!