15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About French Fries

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1. "French fries: the only love triangle I want is with ketchup and mayo."

2. "I never met a French fry I didn’t like, but I’ve definitely met fries I liked more."

3. "My fries are like my mood—better when salty."

4. "Why do French fries never lose? Because they’re always crisp in battle!"

5. "I asked my fries if they needed a napkin. They said, 'Nah, we’re covered in grease protection!'"

6. "Fries before guys—unless the guy brings fries."

7. "French fries are proof that carbs are here to comfort us."

8. "Who needs therapy when you have fries and a large soda?"

9. "The secret to happiness? A fry in each hand and no one to share them with."

10. "Why do French fries make terrible stand-up comedians? They’re too salty when they bomb."

11. "I’m on a low-carb diet, which means I eat fries off the low part of the tray."

12. "If you ever steal my fries, you better run faster than the speed of guilt!"

13. "Friendship is sharing your fries—but only the burnt ones."

14. "I’d share my fries with you, but that’s how trust issues start."

15. "If fries were a person, they’d be the one friend who never lets you down."

French fries: the ultimate cure for a bad day and the inspiration for endless humor!