15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Horse Racing

 

1. "Why don’t horses ever bet on the races? They always get ridden off!"

2. "I went to a horse race and they asked me to pick a winner. I said, 'How about the one that finishes first?'"

3. "A horse walks into a bar... the bartender says, ‘Why the long face?’"

4. "You know you’re at a horse race when the odds are better than your chances with a lottery ticket."

5. "I bet on a horse at the race today... it didn’t win. But I’m sure it was a stable investment."

6. "The horse may have a better chance of winning than I do at the casino. At least I’m not the one being bet on!"

7. "Horse racing is the only sport where you can bet on a horse and still lose your shirt!"

8. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it bet on itself!"

9. "I always bet on the horse with the best name. Works out about as well as you’d expect!"

10. "Why did the horse go to therapy? It had too many emotional gallops!"

11. "Horse races are like life—sometimes you win, sometimes you end up being the horse!"

12. "Why did the jockey break up with the horse? It just wasn’t galloping in the right direction anymore."

13. "I don’t have a gambling problem... I just love watching my money go for a gallop."

14. "The racehorse went to school to get some training, but it still didn’t get ahead."

15. "If horses could talk, I’m pretty sure they’d say, ‘Stop making us run in circles for your entertainment!’"

Horse racing might have high stakes, but it’s always good to enjoy some laughs along the way!