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15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Hotdogs

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"A hotdog at the ballpark beats steak at the Ritz." – Humphrey Bogart knew what he was talking about!


"I put mustard on my hotdog because ketchup is for fries and quitters."

"Hotdogs are like good friends—they’re best when they’re grilled."

"Some people go to the gym to get buns of steel; I just go for buns on my hotdog."

"A hotdog is just a taco with more confidence."

"Life’s too short for bad hotdogs—or worse, no condiments!"

"Hotdogs: because you don’t need a fork to enjoy happiness."

"A hotdog is the only food that asks, ‘What toppings do you want?’ and ‘What life choices led you here?’ at the same time."

"They say you are what you eat—guess I’m a little bit cheesy, a little bit spicy, and totally grilled."

"Hotdogs are proof that you don’t have to be perfect to be loved."

"Some people say the glass is half full, others half empty—I just want my hotdog fully loaded."

"The best thing about hotdogs? They’re like life: messy, but worth it."

"Hotdogs: the answer to the question, ‘What’s for dinner?’ when you gave up thinking three hours ago."

"If eating hotdogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right."

"There’s no bad day that a hotdog and a little extra mustard can’t fix."

These one-liners are perfect for your next BBQ or ballgame banter!

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