15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Las Vegas, USA

 

1. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… except the credit card bills!"

2. "Las Vegas is the only place where losing your shirt might be both literal and metaphorical."

3. "Vegas is proof that you can build an Eiffel Tower, a pyramid, and a castle—and still be considered the least cultural city in America."

4. "In Vegas, the house always wins—unless you're a toddler playing peekaboo in a hotel lobby."

5. "Las Vegas: where the weather is hotter than your ex’s texts and the drinks flow cooler than your poker face."

6. "Vegas weddings are like the city itself: fast, fun, and questionable in the morning light."

7. "You know you’re in Vegas when you see Elvis impersonators walking side by side and don’t even flinch."

8. "Las Vegas: the only city where getting lost in a casino is considered cardio."

9. "Vegas has two kinds of people: those who remember their trip, and those who had a great time."

10. "Las Vegas: where your money isn’t the only thing that vanishes—so does your sense of time and dignity."

11. "I went to Vegas with a full wallet and came back with a keychain and a lifetime supply of regret."

12. "In Vegas, the slot machines take your quarters, and the buffets give you back your weight in carbs."

13. "Vegas is the only city where waking up in a king-sized bed could mean you either scored big or made questionable life choices."

14. "The Las Vegas Strip: where dreams come true… and so do the nightmares of trying to find parking."

15. "In Vegas, you don’t need luck; you just need more money than common sense."

Las Vegas: where life is a gamble, and the only sure thing is that you’ll leave with a story worth telling (and some you’ll want to forget)!