15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Lasagna

1. "Lasagna is just spaghetti that went to college."

2. "I made lasagna today. My house smells like I’m better at life than I actually am."

3. "Lasagna: the one thing Garfield and I will always agree on."

4. "A perfect lasagna is like a soulmate—cheesy, warm, and always there for you."

5. "They say too much of a good thing is bad. They’ve obviously never met lasagna."

6. "If lasagna were a person, I’d swipe right every single time."

7. "Lasagna is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy—and slightly chubby."

8. "Who needs love when you can have lasagna? Love fades; lasagna lasts a meal."

9. "Lasagna is my love language. The cheesier it is, the more loved I feel."

10. "I tried counting calories while eating lasagna. I stopped at ‘too many’ and just enjoyed it."

11. "Life is like a lasagna—layered, messy, and always better when shared with friends."

12. "Lasagna: because salads are just lies we tell ourselves."

13. "My lasagna recipe has two main ingredients: pasta and optimism."

14. "When someone tells me I’ve had enough lasagna, I immediately know I can’t trust them."

15. "Lasagna doesn’t solve all your problems, but it does make you care less about them."

Enjoy the laughs and the layers.