15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About Software Development

 

1. "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!"

2. "To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer."

3. "Software development is 10% writing code and 90% figuring out why the code you wrote yesterday doesn't work today."

4. "I have a joke about a broken API, but it’s not getting a response."

5. "There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things." — Phil Karlton

6. "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#."

7. "Programmers are like magicians. They turn coffee into code."

8. "Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache."

9. "A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."

10. "I don’t always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production."

11. "Real programmers count from 0."

12. "Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings."

13. "Debugging: Where you spend 90% of your time finding the problem and 10% fixing it."

14. "If at first, you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0."

15. "I’m not a magician, but I can make your bugs disappear!"

Software development is filled with challenges, but at least there's humor in the chaos!