15 Funny Jokes and Quotes About the Transformers Movies:

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Jokes:

Why don’t Autobots ever get parking tickets?

Because they transform before the meter maid shows up!

What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite workout?

Heavy lifting—he’s always in prime condition.

Why did Bumblebee join the choir?

Because he’s got perfect buzz tones!

What’s Megatron’s least favorite vacation spot?

Anywhere with optimistic vibes.

Why don’t Transformers ever get lost?

They’ve got GPS built into their personalities.

What’s a Decepticon’s favorite drink?

Transformer-ade—extra energy for their evil plans.

Why don’t Autobots ever star in comedies?

Because their jokes always fall flat-tire.

What’s Starscream’s biggest weakness?

He’s plane-ly full of himself.

Why did the humans never trust Optimus?

Because he was always shifting gears in conversations.

Why do Transformers love movie night?

They enjoy watching car-toon classics!

Quotes (Funny Takes):

"Autobots, roll out!"

What your friends say when it’s time to split the bill at dinner.

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."

Unless it’s a telemarketer—then fate is relentless.

"I am Optimus Prime!"

Said every leader at a team-building exercise—awkwardly.

"One shall stand, one shall fall."

Sounds like every argument over who’s doing the dishes.

"Sometimes even the wisest of men and machines can be in error."

Or as autocorrect likes to call it, “Oops, my bad.”