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5 Funny Jokes About Warsaw, Poland


  1. Why don’t Warsaw residents ever get lost?
    Because every street leads to another hard-to-pronounce street!

  2. What’s Warsaw’s favorite game?
    Dodge the traffic and win a free tram ride!

  3. Why did the tourist bring a map to Warsaw’s Old Town?
    Because they wanted to find the new Old Town in case it got too confusing!

  4. How do Warsaw locals describe rush hour?
    “The time when everyone is either in a tram, running to catch a tram, or stuck behind a tram.”

  5. Why do Warsaw pigeons love the Palace of Culture?
    They say it’s the best place to look down on everyone else in the city.

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