Here are 10 funny jokes about Florence, Italy:

Why did the statue of David refuse to go on vacation?

Because he already stands around in Florence all day, every day!

What’s the best way to blend in with Florentines?

Complain about tourists…while being one.

Why are Florentine gelato shops so competitive?

They know the scoop about each other!

Why don’t Florentine locals get lost?

Because all roads lead to the Duomo…or at least they feel like it!

What’s Michelangelo’s favorite pizza topping?

Sculpted pepperoni!

Why did the Arno River bring a mirror to Florence?

It wanted to reflect on its beauty.

Why do tourists in Florence walk so slowly?

They’re carrying the weight of history…and probably 100 souvenir magnets.

Why did the Ponte Vecchio go to therapy?

It couldn’t bridge its issues with modernization!

Why did the Uffizi Gallery call in sick?

It had a bad case of art-thritis.

What’s the most confusing thing for tourists in Florence?

Realizing the best views of the city are from Piazzale Michelangelo…not from any of the towers they climbed!

Florence, where art meets laughter!