Here are 15 funny jokes and quotes inspired by Shrek:

Jokes:

Why did Shrek never join a band?

Because he’s already got layers, like an onion!

Why don’t ogres use dating apps?

They don’t need to swipe right—they just roar louder!

What’s Shrek’s favorite dessert?

Swamp pudding—extra muddy, of course!

Why did Donkey get kicked out of the swamp?

He kept “waffling” on every decision.

Why is Shrek such a good motivational speaker?

He always says, “Better out than in!”

What did the swamp say to Shrek?

“You’re my home, ogre-achiever!”

Why doesn’t Shrek shop online?

The swamp has terrible Wi-Fi—it’s a bit ogre-whelming!

What do you call Shrek on vacation?

An “ogre-seas traveler.”

What did Fiona say when Shrek cooked dinner?

“I’ve never had frog legs this fresh!”

Why did Shrek start a YouTube channel?

To teach people how to “stay out of his swamp.”

Quotes (Funny Interpretations):

"Ogres are like onions!"

And some people are like parfaits—annoyingly sweet and impossible to avoid.

"Better out than in!"

The unofficial anthem of Taco Tuesdays everywhere.

"This is my swamp!"

Or, as every toddler says, "This is my toy pile!"

"Donkey, you have the IQ of a waffle!"

To be fair, waffles do bring joy, so that’s not all bad.

"Do you think he's compensating for something?"

The line Shrek says when he sees Lord Farquaad’s castle—still iconic at every house tour.

Would you like me to “Shrekify” any other topics?