here are 15 funny jokes about vegetables:

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why was the cucumber so calm at the party?

Because it was in a pickle-free zone!

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they’re such fungi!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

Why don't you ever see pumpkins argue?

Because they have hollow arguments.

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!

Why was the broccoli embarrassed?

It saw the salad dressing!

What did the corn say when it got a compliment?

Aw, shucks!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of joke?

Corn-y ones!

Why did the carrot get an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

What did the angry pepper do?

It got jalapeño face!

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barber-cue.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't find a beet they all liked!