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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &

here are 15 funny jokes about vegetables:

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why was the cucumber so calm at the party?
Because it was in a pickle-free zone!

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they’re such fungi!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!

Why don't you ever see pumpkins argue?
Because they have hollow arguments.

How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!

Why was the broccoli embarrassed?
It saw the salad dressing!

What did the corn say when it got a compliment?
Aw, shucks!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!

What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of joke?
Corn-y ones!

Why did the carrot get an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!

What did the angry pepper do?
It got jalapeƱo face!

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A barber-cue.

Why did the vegetable band break up?
They couldn't find a beet they all liked!

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