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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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some 30 funny quotes about wisdom:

1. "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." 

2. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

3. "The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." 

4. "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."

5. "A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer."

6. "By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

7. "If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out." 

8. "It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish." 

9. "You can tell when you're on the right track. It's usually uphill."

10. "Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." 

11. "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." 

12. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." 

13. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." 

14. "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." 

15. "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." 

16. "Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." 

17. "A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends." 

18. "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." 

19. "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." 

20. "Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

21. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." 

22. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." 

23. "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." 

24. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." 

25. "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

26. "Never miss a good chance to shut up." 

27. "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." 

28. "The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." 

29. "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

30. "I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." 

I hope these bring a smile to your face!

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