Here are 14 funny quotes about James Bond movies:

"Watching a James Bond movie is like taking a vacation to Danger Island with a martini in hand."

"James Bond movies are proof that with a tuxedo and a British accent, you can survive anything."

"James Bond: the only man who can look dapper while defusing a bomb and sipping a martini."

"In James Bond movies, even the villains have better manners than most people."

"If you think your commute is tough, try escaping from a secret volcano lair like James Bond."

"James Bond movies: where bad guys have more elaborate plans than your weekly schedule."

"Watching James Bond movies makes me realize that my car could use a few more gadgets."

"James Bond movies taught me that parachutes can double as fashionable accessories."

"James Bond’s mission briefing: ‘Go save the world, and don't forget to look fabulous doing it.’"

"If I had a dollar for every time James Bond escapes death, I’d have enough to buy an Aston Martin."

"James Bond movies: where explosions are just part of the daily routine."

"Every time I watch a James Bond movie, I wonder why my vacations never involve glamorous casinos or exotic islands."

"In James Bond movies, ‘shaken, not stirred’ is a life philosophy, not just a drink preference."

"James Bond movies: reminding us that a tuxedo can make even the most perilous situation look classy."