Here are 15 funny jokes about Amsterdam:

1. Why don't bicycles ever get lost in Amsterdam? Because they always follow the bike lanes.

2. Why did the scarecrow move to Amsterdam? He heard it was the best place to find a "high" quality job.

3. Why don’t Amsterdamers need to go to the gym? Because cycling everywhere gives them a wheely good workout.

4. Why did the cheese factory close down in Amsterdam? It couldn't handle the daily grind.

5. Why did the canal get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field.

6. Why don't Amsterdam's bridges ever gossip? Because they know how to keep a span on secrets.

7. Why did the duck move to Amsterdam? It heard the quackuatic life was amazing.

8. Why is it easy to have a balanced diet in Amsterdam? Because you can eat a stroopwafel in each hand.

9. Why did the tomato turn red in Amsterdam? Because it saw the cheese dressing.

10. Why did the flower feel at home in Amsterdam? Because it was in the Tulip Capital of the World.

11. Why don’t Amsterdamers ever get bored? Because there’s always something “Dutch” to do.

12. Why did the Amsterdam comedian become so popular? He always knew how to put a canal-istic twist on things.

13. Why did the cyclist take a nap in Amsterdam? Because he was two-tired.

14. Why did the baker move to Amsterdam? To get a little more Dutch oven love.

15. Why do tourists love Amsterdam's canals? Because they’re always flowing with possibilities.