Here are 15 funny jokes about breakfast:

1. Why did the bacon laugh?
   Because the egg cracked a yolk!

2. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
   Because they might crack up!

3. What did the cereal say to the milk?
   "Pour me another bowl, I'm still feeling a little flaky!"

4. Why did the scarecrow eat cereal?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Why did the pancake go to the doctor?
   Because it was feeling a little flat.

6. What do you call a lazy egg?
   An egg-norant!

7. Why did the toast go to therapy?
   Because it couldn't handle being in a jam.

8. How do you fix a broken tomato?
   With tomato paste!

9. Why did the orange stop?
   It ran out of juice!

10. What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
    Its py-jam-as!

11. What did the bacon say to the tomato?
    "Lettuce get together!"

12. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    Because it couldn't find a date!

13. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

14. How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it!

15. What did one piece of toast say to the other?
    "You're my butter half!"