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Here are 15 funny jokes about "Bridgerton":


  1. Why did the Duke of Hastings start a band?
    Because he was tired of dueling and wanted to be part of a "quartet."

  2. Why don’t Bridgerton characters play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding in those outfits!

  3. Why did Lady Whistledown go to therapy?
    She had too many “pressing” issues.

  4. What do you call a dance party in Bridgerton?
    A Regency rave.

  5. Why was Daphne always calm at balls?
    Because she knew the Duke had her “back.”

  6. What’s a Bridgerton fan’s favorite workout?
    The Regency-era waltzercise.

  7. Why did the Bridgertons start a gardening club?
    To keep up with the ton’s latest “plot” twists.

  8. Why do the Bridgertons love tea?
    Because spilling it is their favorite hobby.

  9. What did Lady Whistledown say when she joined Twitter?
    “Finally, a new way to ‘pen’ my thoughts.”

  10. Why did Anthony Bridgerton go to the doctor?
    He had a case of “Viscount-itis.”

  11. Why did Penelope Featherington become a detective?
    She was already great at uncovering secrets.

  12. Why don’t Bridgerton characters ever run out of gossip?
    Because they have a season pass.

  13. Why did Eloise refuse to dance?
    She was busy leading a “revolution.”

  14. What’s Simon Basset’s favorite movie genre?
    Romantic “duel”ight.

  15. Why did the Bridgerton family get a dog?
    To help with the “ton” of drama.

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