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Here are 15 funny jokes about "Game of Thrones":


1. **Why did Jon Snow join the Night's Watch?**  
   To get away from all the spoilers!

2. **Why don’t White Walkers ever get into arguments?**  
   Because they always get the cold shoulder.

3. **How do you know Jon Snow didn’t go to art school?**  
   Because he knows nothing about drawing.

4. **Why does Tyrion never play hide and seek?**  
   Because good luck hiding that personality!

5. **Why did Daenerys bring a map to her meeting with Jon Snow?**  
   To show him where her dragons are.

6. **Why was everyone always late to Lannister meetings?**  
   Because a Lannister always pays his debts, but never his time.

7. **What do you call a direwolf that loves to stay indoors?**  
   A house-wolf.

8. **Why did Arya Stark become a great detective?**  
   Because she had a killer list of suspects.

9. **Why did the dragon sit on the gold?**  
   Because it wanted to hatch some rich ideas.

10. **What’s Jon Snow’s favorite type of music?**  
    Anything by the Direwolves.

11. **Why did Cersei Lannister go to therapy?**  
    Because she had a lot of issues to "wine" about.

12. **What do you get if you cross a dragon with a snowman?**  
    Frostbite.

13. **Why don’t the Starks ever play cards?**  
    Because the North remembers.

14. **Why did the Mountain bring a ladder to the battle?**  
    To reach new heights of destruction.

15. **Why don’t the Night’s Watch need alarm clocks?**  
    Because winter is always coming.

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